When I first read this story and saw the pictures of lily white tourists posing next to Mexican gang bangers I could not stop laughing. These are the same crazy ass people that think they are doing a service to society by seeing how the poor violent half live lol I’ve seen my fair share of gang members and the last thing I would want to do is pose with them! As a few of my stalkers know, I did a stint in the clink (my old grandmothers slang for jail) Like most people thrown in jail I could say I was innocent but that’s not entirely true.
I don’t consider myself a criminal, just someone overly skilled in self defense lol it was a bum rap that I got stuck serving 4 months. I suppose I was lucky because the judge was an asshole that wanted to throw the book at me. He tried to say I was a bully.. me a bully! That’s like saying a nun walks the street at night lol I never bother anyone and here I was labeled as a bully. I suppose I should share the entire story now that I mentioned it. It all started when I was picking up my nephew from his mother’s house, she for some reason was infatuated with me and it showed. To say the least, her boyfriend at the time did not like it.
He got all up in my face and tried to say I was hitting on her (like I’d want that crazy bitch, and yes, she really was) I said look; I don’t want any trouble I am just here to pick up the kid. I guess in his mind that meant I was scared of him so he shoved me very hard in the chest… I think I was shocked because I can hardly remember what happened next, well I kind of remember beating his face into the ground lol anyway.. it was an assault charge which I still to this day think is completely unfair… the guy attacked ME geez, its not my fault he didn’t know how to fight lol
Anyway… back to the gang members. In the joint (got it from the movies lol) there were plenty of gang members. Hell, I was a gang member when I went in. the first thing you do when being thrown in jail is decide where your loyalty lies, in other words, what gang are you from. Now since I am from los angeles I had to claim west side. Jail is extremely segregated.. whites with whites, blacks with blacks and Mexicans with Mexicans.. or the mixed ones like me lol I knew all about the Mexican mafia before going in, I have a few neighbors that spent twenty + years in jail. They are both now dental assistants…FYI most dental assistants are ex felons lol
The other choice is the Aryan Brotherhood now I would never even consider such a thing, even if I was a lily white albino I wouldn’t join them. Besides, they fall outside my demographic area lol it sounds incredible but it is a business… it’s a mini-society in there. You choose your side and prepare yourself to defend it to the death… yes they have prison riots in there that if you do not participate you will find yourself shanked in your sleep.
Anyway, the gang members I met were very well organized. They ran the town from the inside, It was like the godfather movie except 1,000 times scarier lol they did not approve of drive by shootings and if someone was caught killing an innocent when that person got to jail they would face the consequences. They also did not approve of child molesters of any kind… if anyone was even suspected of molestation he would find himself ball-less by morning. That’s why when molesters get convicted they are usually placed in either solitary confinement or put in with the rest of their sick kind.
I’ve met people that were lifers for petty theft.. the good old 3 strikes law that made no sense. Imagine doing life for petty theft when a pervert that preys upon little kids could roam around lollygagging with his demented brothers in crime.
Luckily I wasn’t around the hardcore murderers too long, I got sent to the kitchen and on the weekends I tutored the semi-violent offenders in math. I hate to say our school system is to blame but these guys were dumb as rocks. I think if they had half an education they would have made different choices in life.. ones that didn’t include hurting others. I learned a valuable lesson from being in there.. one, don’t beat the snot out of someone in public and two don’t get caught lol
And for some reason I cannot find ANY pictures!! The article is the same but it looks like they removed the whities lol oh well, you can check out the website and see how crazy it sounds for yourself.
For $65, tourists get peek at L.A. gangland..
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34894815
yes you read that correctly $65!!! for $20.00 I’ll show you the spot where Rodney King got beat during the L.a Riots lol
Here’s the tour website in case anyone wants to book a tour lol
